Why are nerds made fun of in the world of significant others? Don't hate on me because I have my life together! Why do you want a "bad boy" who can't even pay his bills? Sheeit.
lyrics
HEY Yooooo,
I step into the place and I'm ready to go,
you see I'm futuristic, yet so retro,
you want a demo, I'm the best of both worlds
("Are you one of THOSE guys?") I would say so, girl
You see I'm different cause I got brain "hah"
and a rep that I gotta maintain... "hah"
you may say that I'm a nerd, well that may be true,
but I get paid a lot of money cause I'm smarter than you
So... let's cut the crap and get down to the chase,
I wanna see what 8-Bit looks like on your face, so
don't be scared, when I take the lead,
with a style so hard, it'll make ya bleed,
("AHHHHHHHHHHH")
and if you're not special, when we're done with the deed, I'm a make you leave,
("but don't you wanna go again?")
nah, I'd rather play marvel with my friends
CHORUS:
BUT I CAN DO YOU GOOD
I don't believe it,
you better SHOW ME GIRLLLLLL
BUT I LOVE YOU BABY
What you want, an achievement?
You better SHOW ME GIRLLLLLLLL
BUT I CAN DO YOU RIGHT
I don't believe it,
you better SHOW ME GIRLLLLLL
BUT I LOVE YOU BABYWhat you want, an achievement?
You better SHOW ME GIRLLLLLLLL
So tell me your name and I'll make an assumption,
cause the dress that you're wearing only serves one function,
give you hint it's not that you have depth,
looks like your only goal in life is leaving men out of breath,
you can do that for free, "hah"
cause you ain't gettin' more out of me, "hah"
don't got time to waste on waste of space,
you gotta work really hard to show me that ain't the case, so
please take this personally,
I was laughing when you said you were too good for me, cause
I'm into the finer things, like
red wine and time machines, I
appreciate your enthusiasm,
I get bored of thought of making you orgasm,
("what can I do to make it better for you?")
make me a sandwich while I play street fighter 2
Chorus
You see
Helpin' people out is something that I enjoy,
here's a few tips to keep me from being annoyed,
Keep your mouth shut when you got nothin' to say
and I'm tryin' to get down, stay the fuck out the way
now let's have a good time "hah"
into a 8-bit state of mind "hah"
A man like me is going places,
stick with me and you will see the bonus stages
don't get me wrong I got lots of respect
for all the ladies out there with a keen intellect
and a knockout body with a intimate touch,
of getting' wild on the floor after drinkin' too much,
it's quite alright to get ridiculous here,
so don't be stuck up, take another swig of your beer
or a sip of bacardi, have a shot of petron,
anything that'll make you sing along!
BUT I CAN
Stop right there, cause I don't believe it!
You better SHOW ME GIRLLLL
My very close buddy of a decade; I've seen him progress musically with each year and I must say, HOLY CRAP. Pretty Eight Machine is a rockin' cover album of my favorite band. Get dat. A_Rival